Hi there, my name is Suzie Q, and I'm applying for the position of your cat.
I have many great skills and qualities that make me an ideal candidate.
I'm sweet and cuddly.
But I also know the value of a good romp around the room.
I know when to be quiet...
And when to speak my mind.
I'm professional and always dressed for success.
And am happy to put my paws to the grindstone when I need to.
I am experienced in most computer programs.
And am always ready to pounce on an opportunity!
Thank you for your consideration!