Resume of Suzie Q

Hi there, my name is Suzie Q, and I'm applying for the position of your cat.

I have many great skills and qualities that make me an ideal candidate.  

 I'm sweet and cuddly.

 But I also know the value of a good romp around the room.

 I know when to be quiet...

 And when to speak my mind.

 I'm professional and always dressed for success.

 And am happy to put my paws to the grindstone when I need to.

 I am experienced in most computer programs.

And am always ready to pounce on an opportunity!

Thank you for your consideration!